04/07/2024
The Drink Wine Spirits & Beer Responsibly Party otherwise known as the DWSBR Party is open to all persons regardless of geographical location, sexual orientation, religious belief or financial status. You cannot be a member of the DWSBR Party if you abstain from drinking alcohol or only drink no or low alcohol product by choice or are governed by the moral and religious laws of your country not to drink alcohol, which the DWSBR Party has the most upmost respect for. Equally the DWSBR Party respects the minimum drinking age imposed by each country for younger people.
The objective of our manifesto is to highlight the benefits of being a member on both serious and light hearted issues. The DWSBR Party operates on the basis of free will there is no registration requirement, just by drinking responsibly makes you a welcome member.
Being a member of the DWSBR Party may provide considerable health and wellbeing benefits it can help protect your brain, nervous system, heart, liver and pancreas. It can help stave off cancer, control your blood sugar levels and keep in check obesity. It can help solve mental health issues, make you less likely to be impacted by situations when you are not in control and vulnerable. In short it can save your life.
Your membership can offer a host of other benefits including not being a bore, not being disrespectful, not being violent if you are that way inclined. Sobriety can even bring you to the realisation that your football team is not as good as you think they are, or they think they are after they lose without the need for a punch up. It can stop you peeing your bed, peeing your pants or peeing in public.
There may be benefits regarding improved sex life, it may help erectile dysfunction after a 'drinking session' benefiting both (or more?) participants. It may stop you farting during the act!
Then of course there is Monday morning... being a member may mean you get up out of your bed and get to work on time. It may even make the difference between you going to work at all. If you are fortunate enough to be able to see a doctor these days it could mean fewer visits to obtain a sicky note based on your exaggerated health issues.
Think of the positive results for your local health service, less congestion in Accident and Emergency on a Friday and Saturday night, No more sleeping on a trolley for hours and hours because all the hospital beds are occupied. Of course if you have to pay for your hospital visit, the savings could be immense. Imagine a world free of hangover - No more fatigue, fuzzy head, dry mouth and vomiting.
You may save money because the wine spirit or beer is still in the fridge or cupboard and you haven't drunk it all so it doesn't need to be replaced ... we could go on and on but that's all for now.
The DWSBR slogan is 'Today, Tomorrow and Always' so if your are offered that extra drink or inclined to open another can or bottle just pause for a moment before you make your choice and remember there may be support from somewhere be it friends, family or well known agencies if you need it.
Welcome to the Party.
